Crime report

Appears in 2 episodes, first in episode 40.

Every appearance

• Episode 43 - Satoshi Ashida

  Referenced but NOT run this week: [00:35:45] "So for this week, we're not going to finish with our crime report. We've got a new segment." Preceded from [00:34:35] by chat about the British crime drama Paranoid, in which a character has twice invited another to parkrun — the hosts joke about the show letting them file the podcast in the crime category and about having "a plant on the writing staff".

• Episode 40 - Shoes for Planet Earth

  A closing bit the hosts had evidently agreed on beforehand but do not actually run: Scott asks "Have you got the crime report there?... Remember we're going to finish with the crime report?", Mel offers the story about the clowns, notes "It's not parkrun crime", and they defer it — "Let's workshop this. We've got another whole week to fine tune."