Dad joke
Appears in 6 episodes, first in episode 55.
Every appearance
Episode 105
Embedded in PK's Mount Barker roving report: he announces at [00:31:48] "I'm going to get a few people to tell us some awesome jokes. Hopefully dad jokes." Three follow — the old man who fell down the well ([00:34:21]), standing in the corner because it's 90 degrees ([00:35:39]) and jumping in a poodle ([00:35:49]).
Episode 99 - Patrick Tiernan
Scott jokes that it would be funny if Nhill parkrun one week had "nil parkrunners"; Mel groans at [00:59:27] "Oh, God, Scotty... I get your dad joke. Nice work popping that one in there."
Episode 91
On Miles parkrun launching in Queensland, Scott asks "Is that miles away from you? Or kilometres?" - Mel: "Such a dad joker. We haven't had any of your dad jokes in a while." Explicitly framed as one of Scott's dad jokes, though not run as a formally titled segment here.
Episode 58
Mel asks "Do you have a dad joke for us this week, Scott?" and Scott declines — "No more dad jokes... because people are mean" — refusing to name the culprits beyond hinting they are Western Australians. Presented as the end of a running bit.
Episode 57
Mel: "Now, Scotty, dare I ask, do you have a dad joke for us this week?" Scott, having researched rather than relied on his repertoire, offers a knock-knock joke — "No bell... No bell, that's why I knocked" — which Mel rejects outright: "That's not a dad joke. That's a crappy kid's joke... Knock-knock jokes aren't dad jokes." She refuses a second attempt. Flagged in the episode's own show notes as "Scotty scrapes the bottom of the barrel with this week's Dad Joke."
Episode 55
Scott's closing pun: he has bought Velcro spikes between the intro and the outro and they were "very expensive... I'm just hopeful that they're not a complete rip-off" [00:56:06]. Mel at [00:56:19]: "I'm not even going to need to ask you for your dad joke this week, obviously", and Scott: "You had to be sharp to pick up on that one, ladies and gentlemen, but that was it." Mel is then set the task of supplying a joke of her own for episode 56.