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Episode 370 - What's in the Box?

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Episode 370 - What's in the Box? · 2024-02-21
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Welcome

Simon Mackley: Welcome to episode 370 of the parkrun adventurers podcast, a podcast about life, if your life is all about parkrun. I'm Simon Mackley and I'm coming to you again from Quandamooka Country.

Melissa Ellis: And I'm Melissa Ellis and I'm coming to you from Wurundjeri Country. Hey Mel, how are you? I am good, Simon. This is the first time you're back recording since Ollie has announced he's stepping back considerably from his duty. So I'd like to thank you for agreeing to come on board an extra week of the month.

Simon Mackley: My pleasure.

Melissa Ellis: And I was thinking this is probably a good time to take a look at our Level 2 with a View Code of Conduct. It's probably due a rewrite. We can probably remove the Caramilk Clause and we can't have you talking us down, like complaining that you didn't win the largest Frond in Kingsland or get equal Obi awards. So we need some rules. Okay. We can put them on Ollie's whiteboard now that we don't need all that space for the Shellharbour references. Okay.

Simon Mackley: enough so are you on board I'll get onto it okay I think it needs to go across all of us not just me though of course I I do feel like a bit of the outlier because we've got you know you and TOC have a little bit of control in the greatest state as you call it And then obviously the Office Lady's in New South Wales, so there was that sway.

Melissa Ellis: But you know how it works. Like I'm in charge and I write it and then I put it to you and the Office Lady spellchecks it.

Simon Mackley: There's a peek behind the curtain.

Melissa Ellis: I'm kidding, I'm kidding, I'm kidding, of course.

Rachel: just having a little bit of fun with the current situation as it lies.

Melissa Ellis: But anyway, let's look back on the last episode, which was a biggie, but we did get some feedback, Simon, and one was from Rory Marriott and he said, looking forward to visiting Ipswich, Queensland in a few weeks' time as RD. Such a shame I missed the birthday. Must remember odd socks though. And that was, of course, in response to Lyndell's roving report.

Simon Mackley: And it looks like we had something from Tracy Leiper as well, also about Ipswich. So she said, Lyndell, Heartbreak Hill at Ipswich is the section of hill that runs from the Second Marshall up towards Chermside Road and also a segment on Strava, for those of you who may be interested.

Melissa Ellis: Oh, good. Good for Lyndell to know now where Heartbreak Hill is. And we also had some comments saying nice things in response to Ollie's big announcement. Indeed we did. But anyway, Simon? We haven't seen you for, or heard from you for a couple of weeks. So how was your parkrun day?

Simon Mackley: My parkrun day ended up being plan C, which coincidentally was Chermside, starting with a C. That wasn't part of the plan, but a lot of the events in Queensland last weekend, or sorry, in the Brisbane area were flooded out. So I've got a couple left to do in Brisbane City Council. Chermside was one of those, and I've still got Kedron, and Zillmere, which I won't be doing Zillmere until much later in the year. So yeah, the course was a little bit flooded. It was a lot of fun with puddles, which I just made sure I ran straight through them, which was a lot of fun. So it was event 393 for them. They had exactly 300 participants and 17 volunteers. And that's on the land of the Turrbal people. So yeah, just north of Brisbane city. So the previous week, I actually went to one of their neighbouring ones at Ashgrove, which was, yeah, it was also a little bit wet. But yeah, we've had a lot of rain of late. But I ran into Tracey in a Tutu there. And there's been some names on the volunteer roster that were familiar as well, like Erica Liotta, was there, but I didn't meet her. I don't know who she is yet.

Melissa Ellis: Oh, you've not met Erica.

Simon Mackley: I have not. Maybe she'll be at Palm. I don't know.

Melissa Ellis: I think she has been at one of our Palms. I remember meeting Erica at one point.

Simon Mackley: Maybe it was Nambour. Probably was, yes.

Melissa Ellis: How was your parkrun day, Mel? Yes, I was up at 3.30am for a stupid o'clock drive to the New South Wales town of Corowa, which I have just quickly googled is on the lands of the Bangarang people, hope I said that correctly, for Ball Park parkrun. It was event four and I did describe the event a few weeks back in episode 367 after it launched. It's one half of one of those twin border towns that are so common along the Murray River, and the course itself follows the edge of the mighty Murray. There were 65 participants and many familiar faces in attendance, and I had been surprised on Friday to discover TOC and Jacqui also intending to be in attendance. I say intending, because only one half of team O'Connell made it to parkrun Saturday morning. And if you've seen the photo I used for the Consolidated Club report on Sunday, you will know which one it was. It was not Toc. Toc decided that a trip to Corowa Emergency Department would be more exciting than being part of a Frond, much to our horror. But I can confirm it did not involve anything being cut off, cut out or repaired. He's all good and very unimpressed about missing parkrun. I did, however, get to meet and chat to pod listener Mark Hibbard. Mark was surprised to discover I'd be at Ballpark after I'd run with his friend, Andrew Blanda, the previous week at North Wollongong. Mark was in town as his wife was working in the area. Conditions were very warm for the event, which consists of three out and backs. And I was not feeling my usual self, whether it had anything to do with the early start, the long drive or the midweek blood donation. I will never know. But I do know that my quads were very unhappy on Sunday. And strangely, I never get soreness in my quads. The course is very pretty and the event team super friendly. And there was ample parking and toilets at the start finish area, but I didn't stay around to enjoy brunch but instead hightailed it home that sounds like quite the adventure and I don't know what I really don't know why I had sore quads because it was an undulating course but they were just really small rises so I'm not really sure it was weird okay it was very weird I'll leave that do you know like does it affect you when you donate blood like I would think the next day would but I wouldn't think three or four days later would have an effect

Simon Mackley: I'll be honest, I haven't given blood in a very long time because I've only recently been allowed to give blood again, having lived in the UK for two years. So I lived there during mad cow. I know I now can give blood, but peek behind the curtain, every time I go and have a blood test, I end up passing out. So probably not a good idea. You're a wuss. I am a wuss. I know it's all in my head, but yes. Yes. It's something I should do. I know, yeah, my dad was a very good example. I can't remember how many times he did it when I was young.

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Melissa Ellis: We might have to, hey, Sam, make a note. We might have to have a blood donation Dazza's themed week one week and encourage all our adventurers to go off and donate blood, boost the supplies. But anyway, we are digressing, Simon. What have we got next to talk about?

Simon Mackley: I want to ask you a question. Oh, okay. Last time you were in the parkrun Learjet, did you notice there was a box in there?

Melissa Ellis: When do I get to go in the Learjet? Oh. Do we have one? Of course we do. That's where all the money's going. Of course. There was a box, was there?

Simon Mackley: There was a box. There was a box in the Learjet. I have no idea what's in it. Maybe it's coming to Palm. I don't know.

Melissa Ellis: Merch. Merch. The mysterious merch. We'll have to keep our eyes out. Yes. Okay.

Simon Mackley: If you see the box, I don't know where it is now. Maybe it's level two with a view. I don't know.

Melissa Ellis: It's probably covered in post-it notes. hiding in plain sight.

Simon Mackley: Maybe it's Ollie's. I don't know. Yeah, mysterious box.

Melissa Ellis: Yeah, no, I don't know. No, no, because mine's were on other things, Simon. There's been controversy. More's been happening. No sooner did we talk about all the excitement last week, but there was an open letter from Russ Jeffries. There certainly was. It always seems to come out just after we've recorded. I don't know why.

Simon Mackley: Maybe it's intentional. Do you think so? Maybe Russ was working on Australian time. I don't know. Right. So, yeah, there was an open letter from Russ. It dispelled a few rumours. It was quite lengthy. It was a lot about he knew he was going to have these challenges when he took over the role. And there was a few things that I think sort of went under the radar. Like a lot of talk has been about the The records and the search functionality and things like that. But there's a couple of things that I've spotted. So obviously the most events list, which you were trying to ascend. But one that I think has slipped the radar is Freedom Runs.

Melissa Ellis: Yes.

Simon Mackley: Freedom Runs are no longer on there.

Melissa Ellis: Tony, did you know about this? Yeah. I did not. This had not been brought to my attention. I'm quite shocked. I really am. I don't see absolutely any reason to get rid of Freedom Runs. Much loved. Yeah. People who are travelling around and can't be in a parkrun location on a Saturday enjoy to still do the course and log it as a Freedo. Yeah. Completely blown away by this fact.

Simon Mackley: Exactly. I mean, obviously a Freedo is on a parkrun – course, not on a parkrun day, whereas the (not)parkruns are 5k anywhere, which obviously is less restrictive, but I don't understand the reasoning behind that. Maybe that will come out later. Maybe it was tied to something else that, yeah, I don't know. But yeah, that was an interesting one for me.

Melissa Ellis: So, we did get to hear from parkrun anyway. So, We've got answers to some vague answers to some of our questions and an apology of sorts, I guess. Oh, yeah.

Unidentified speaker: Hmm.

Melissa Ellis: But there's been more controversy on our doorstep, Simon, and it's quite apt that we've got you with us being our Queenslander, Kingslander even, because up in your neck of the woods there has been an event causing controversy.

Simon Mackley: Yes, they have. Sorry, okay, so Yeppoon parkrun up on the Capricorn Coast, pretty much on the Tropic of Capricorn, put in a post, it might have been yesterday, I think it was Sunday, saying that they were cancelling in protest of the changes that have been made by parkrun.

Melissa Ellis: And that post, Simon, it went viral. It was getting shared all over the place, all the different parkrun groups, the Australian ones, but then it was going international. It was making big news.

Simon Mackley: It certainly was. It certainly was. So one of the co-EDs was the person that put it up and looks like parkrun Australia has intervened with that and is offering anyone to take on the event this weekend to bring it to the community because there was as much acceptance as there was outrage from the Yeppoon parkrunners.

Melissa Ellis: And do we know if they filled their volunteer roster? Good question. I have not looked. You keep talking, I'm looking it up.

Simon Mackley: So, yeah, there was a lot of talk on a lot of different groups about this cancellation. It prompted quite a bit of discussion. So I guess time will tell as to whether Yeppoon will actually go ahead this weekend or not. Did we find a volunteer roster?

Melissa Ellis: They have a full roster. Okay. Aside from first time is welcome, but we all know that anybody on the morning can jump in and do that one. Exactly. So yes. Okay, so the event is going ahead. Controversial. So there was a lot of us sitting and talking behind the scenes as that all unfolded, as to, you know, I guess, what rights an Event Director has to take a stance of that nature. I guess you say they're using their personal opinion sort of to hold the community to ransom. Would that be a fair...?

Simon Mackley: That's a possibility. I mean, they may have had a lot of support from their parkrunners. I don't know. We don't really know that from the post.

Melissa Ellis: That's correct. There wasn't a lot of insight as to what led them to the decision, what encouragement they had to make the decision, whether or not the other Co-Event Director was in favour of the decision. There was a lot we didn't know. No, exactly. We just knew that one person was speaking out on behalf of the event, making it stand that it was cancelled. I don't believe at any stage it was cancelled officially on the website. It was not showing as a cancellation. Simon, what are you doing?

Simon Mackley: Tara, I was turning my air conditioning off because it's above my head.

Melissa Ellis: This video isn't a good thing at some point. I thought you were indicating secret code to me.

Simon Mackley: I just didn't want you to hear the beep of the air conditioner turning off. The professionals never have this happen. I'm sure they do. They have editing though.

Melissa Ellis: What are you saying about my editing? No, I leave this in. The public will like it. They laugh at us. Anyway, what were we saying? Get back to the point. Oh, yes. I don't believe it was at any point officially cancelled in the system. And, yes, as you say, parkrun appeared to take control of the official comms and put a call out for people to – help put the event on on Saturday for the community. And that's what happened. Exactly right. So I guess being that the point is that an Event Director taking that action calls into question their adherence to the code of conduct. Exactly right. Yes, which we all sign when we come on board as Event Directors and Run Directors. We sign it, and I'm sure event ambassadors also have a code of conduct.

Simon Mackley: Yep, all ambassadors, yeah. So I think it's not specifically event. I think it's, yeah, all of them, the photographic ones, the – They're called the grant ambassadors that write all the grant submissions. Oh, there's all sorts of ambassadors now. Regionals. Yeah, exactly.

Melissa Ellis: So it's not unusual for an organisation to have a code of conduct. No, exactly. This is pretty standard for organisations. I mean, I have a very strict code of conduct for my line of work and I have to be very careful what I say in a public forum for many different reasons. So... This shouldn't be a surprise, although I guess in this respect, people feel they may have more right to comment, being that it's a volunteer position, do you think?

Simon Mackley: Possibly, yeah.

Melissa Ellis: Yeah, because when you're an employee, your income is on the line. So that's probably a motivating factor to toe the corporate line, isn't it?

Simon Mackley: That's true. And the thing is that, like, I haven't signed a code of conduct since I became an ambassador. So that was six or seven years ago. I mean, the code of conduct's changed and things like that. I don't think there's been a change. Yeah, so it could also be that it is, yeah, it's not something that the Run Director, Event Director, whoever, has considered when they... They forgot about the code of conduct, possibly. I couldn't tell you what was in the code of conduct when I signed it now. Yeah.

Melissa Ellis: No, but it would be fair to say that when you're involved in any organisation in a hands-on manner that you would assume your organisation would not be favourable to you speaking out against their policy. Yeah, exactly. So, yeah. Yeah. And we have to be very careful what we say as well because I don't want to upset or risk my position either. I'm an Event Director and so I try to give a balanced opinion. So, yes, Simon, I guess the point is when we all come on board and we all want to be part of this organisation, we do agree to abide by the rules and whether we like them or not. Sometimes we do and sometimes we don't.

Simon Mackley: Yep, exactly right. We don't always have to agree, but we, yeah, we have to move forward.

Melissa Ellis: Agree to disagree. Exactly. Okay, but anyway, all this stats conversation sparked a discussion with a friend about participation and what encourages or discourages participants who are not confident in their ability at parkrun. And this, I guess, in response to parkrun's claims that the prominence of statistics on event pages are off-putting. And I wanted to bring this to the community, you know, put it up there for discussion and see what people think. But... I'm aware of multiple people that make sure that they actually wear parkrun shirts and hats when they are at the back of the pack just so that they are included. They do it on purpose. They are sick of being overtaken by Tail Walkers.

Simon Mackley: Oh, right. Okay.

Melissa Ellis: So they wear parkrun branded merchandise. So it is clear that they are participating. Okay. They're actually thankful for Tail Walkers who stay around 20 metres behind and don't push them. So I guess sometimes maybe Tail Walkers might think that they're being encouraging to say, come on, you can do it. You can go a bit faster. Come on, you can jog. But it's actually can be off-putting. And I think that's a point to remember. That sometimes some people are maybe for whatever reason, they're just doing their very best and they don't need encouragement. And it could sometimes come across as condescending as well. We all know if you're usually a runner and you're injured and you might be walking, getting somebody who doesn't realise you're usually a runner, trying to encourage you to go faster, it can sometimes make you feel a bit cranky. And there is an adventurer who won't travel to a parkrun unless they feel they can manage the time that the Tail Walker does. They check the results of the event when they're touristing. And also if they know someone who is a Tail Walker, they will have the confidence to go to a harder event. They will. Find out if someone they know is touristing who is around the same speed as them. Okay. And change their plans to go to that event as well. Or choose an event based on knowing other slower walkers are going to be there as well. And some events are well known to have more walkers and they then become favourite events. Okay. So these are big thoughts for people who are party at the back people. Yeah, exactly. Exactly, that none of these sort of things are coming up in any of the discussions I've been listening to about what is a barrier to participation. Maybe a little bit more education on Tail Walkers and how to best handle that role. Yep. Well, we do have parkwalker.

Simon Mackley: I've got a little anecdote on this. I know one of our regular Tail Walkers at Mossman used to ask the people at the back to say, Would you like me to walk with you? Or would you rather I walk further back? Just because if the person wants someone to talk to, they're offering, you know, just to walk with them and talk and that sort of thing. But if the person wants to be on their own, then they were very, very happy to walk behind them and let them do their thing.

Melissa Ellis: That's a good point. So a little bit of education, I guess, a little bit of, or research in that aspect might be beneficial because it seems to me that where there are the barriers to participation, it's more in that party at the back demographic. Yeah. We're not seeing fast runners getting intimidated about coming to parkrun.

Simon Mackley: No, exactly.

Melissa Ellis: But in none of the conversations that I'm hearing is it mentioned that statistics put people off. And I think we also discussed earlier, Simon, the fact that there's been some discussion about people wanting to go to the larger parkruns so that they can sort of be lost in the crowd, but... I find, I think you've indicated the same thing, that people who are perhaps a little bit intimidated about going to a parkrun, they want to go to small events.

Simon Mackley: Yep. That's my experience as well is that, yeah, people like to go to a small event because, yeah.

Melissa Ellis: Less overwhelming. Exactly. Because some people it might not be even their capability, it might be being overwhelmed in large crowds.

Simon Mackley: Exactly. Exactly right.

Melissa Ellis: When you're new to an environment, there's a lot going on. At the start of a parkrun, there's dogs barking and there's pre-event briefs going on. There's lots of people talking. You don't necessarily know what you're supposed to be doing. So it could be very overwhelming for the senses until you're accustomed to it, until it becomes second nature because you go so often.

Simon Mackley: Yeah, exactly. And then there's different causes that appeal to different people. Like I mean, people used to not come to Mossman because it's three laps and it has a hill and there's people that like out and backs and things like that. So the people who are coming the first time, yeah, may not know whether they like these sorts of things. So they might try out of the smaller events that have different things. that appeal to different people. Anyway, I just thought I would bring that up. Yeah, no, that's a good talking point. Very interesting anecdote from someone you know.

Melissa Ellis: But now, we had no roving reports this week, which allows us the ability to waffle on a little bit longer.

Simon Mackley: And we have waffled. Well, I want to remind the listeners that if you are coming to Palm to pop over to the parkrun adventurers Listener Meetup page, to RSVP to the events. So there's quite a few different events on the page. I actually had a question from someone who said, I don't think that I've registered, but it looks like they're following the page. I saw their name on a list of people coming to Palm. Yeah, so if you're coming to any events, any of the, yeah, whether it's the recording, whether it's the actual South Toowoomba parkrun or any of the Freedos and that sort of thing, and plus the Saturday night shenanigans. So RSVP so that we have an idea of the numbers of people coming. And if you've got someone coming with you, make sure you register them as well because... Oh yeah, don't forget the plus ones. Exactly. So yeah, if you're bringing someone else here, because we want to make sure we have the right size of things and I'm not leaving anyone behind.

Melissa Ellis: Have you got your costume sorted, Simon? Have you thought of a costume? I certainly have.

Simon Mackley: I've been talking to Sarah from the West Side about it. She asked me the other day. So I know she's been thinking about it. So, yes, we will see.

Melissa Ellis: Secrets. I like it. I thought of one today. I'm very excited. I've got an idea. Oh, good. Because I had an initial idea, but I thought it was very general. Okay. And I have felt inspired by the people that really go left field with their costumes.

Simon Mackley: Mine's left field as well.

Melissa Ellis: It's not to the extent of bringing a salad bowl, but I just love how you see somebody in their costume and then you try to figure out how they are linked to the theme. That's the fun thing about Palm. So anyway, yes, I've come up with an idea, which I'm quite chuffed about.

Dazza's

Melissa Ellis: But anyway, let's go into Dazza's. And this week, Dazza has said, it's Random Acts of Kindness Day and Dazza's Random Act of Kindness is giving you all a free parkrun and a delicious virtual treat. Come in, place your order and tell us all about your morning. So some of the many comments were.

Simon Mackley: We had Brendan Scholarly who said, Em adventured to Batemans Bay parkrun, missing out on her course PB by just four seconds. which could have been attributed to her providing random cheers of encouragement to volunteers and parkrunners alike. And there was a beautiful picture of Anne in her apricot shirt by the water.

Melissa Ellis: And we also heard from Anne Fry coming to us from South Australia. She said, celebrated Maria Creek Reserve parkrun's first birthday, albeit a week late. Beautiful weather. And I really love the course, which helped me to a course and yearly PB. And there was a photo of Anne in a tutu with the selfie frame.

Simon Mackley: Nice work, Anne. And then we heard from Andy Airey from the Netherlands. So he said 39 of the Airey Airways posse at the New Zed in Netherlands. 800 kilometre drive each way for five of the group to complete their first alphabet. Special mention to Avis Noot, who at the age of 85 could be the oldest alphabeteer, plus she did her Cowell and her 53rd course age grade record, although I can't check this anymore, and it was a group photo with the Zuiderpark Hoogeveen selfie frame. I know I've murdered that. Moving on.

Melissa Ellis: But I like it and how he said the new Z in the Ned. That was kind of cool.

Unidentified speaker: Yes.

Melissa Ellis: Yes. And we also heard from Monty Slade in the UK, and he said, all go at Hereford parkrun collecting old trainers to recycle. Virtual treat. Yes. And there was three emojis, which was fire, a cross, and a baguette. So he doesn't want a burnt baguette. Virtual treat, no burnt baguette, please, I think. But anyway, Monty shared a photo with his thumbs up with the Hereford pop-up.

Simon Mackley: Yeah, I was looking at those emojis and I had no idea what that was. So then we heard from Andrew Yeatman from WA. Moora parkrun seventh birthday run walk paparazzi in the flip-flops. And it was a photo of Andrew and his big lens in the Moora selfie frame, but not showing his flip-flops.

Melissa Ellis: Yeah, so there's no evidence, so we're not giving you that one. Now, we also heard from Calum Burrell, and he said, three out of a Frond of five were volunteering at Clarence. Lindsay Burrell and Pippa White scanning, and Phil Corker on Token Sorting duties for his 50th volunteering occasion. And there was a photo of Pippa, Lindsay, Phil, Calum, and Christine Imbert. In her adventurous shirt.

Simon Mackley: And we also heard from Tracy Leiper. It'll be a large cappuccino to get me through the housework today, thanks Dazza. Was down to Marshall at Robelle Domain parkrun this morning, but like a number of South East Queensland parkruns, they had to cancel due to the wet weather. And I've taken the opportunity to focus on some of the housework that often gets skipped in favour of parkrun, company and breakfast. and she shared a screenshot showing all of the red ticks appearing on the parkrun map. to indicate all of the cancelled events. And I certainly feel that pain, Tracy.

Melissa Ellis: We also heard from Heather Patzel coming to us from the greatest state. She said, tourist Wimmera River, so beautiful and friendly. And there was a photo of Heather and hubby Daryl in the selfie frame. And FYI, adventurer Kirsty Ganji was also at Wimmera River. And that is in the Victorian town of Horsham. And highly rate Wimmera River. It is a beautiful parkrun.

Simon Mackley: Excellent. And I see that you've stitched me up with Johans. No. Well, okay, I'm going to try this. So he said, this morning I was kind to myself and tail walked with Gillian Findlay at, I'm going to say, Toboshane Valley Estate in South Africa. So then I'm fresh for this afternoon's Discovery Surfers Challenge. I want to know what that was all about. We had a beautiful morning at this scenic event. I missed stepping on a hairy worm, so I guess that was my altruistic deed of the day. And there was a selfie of Johan and Gillian with a pond in the background and some extra photos in the comments. Amazing as always, and including a photo of the hairy worm. Is that a caterpillar? I'm guessing so. Yeah.

Melissa Ellis: But see, I didn't think I was stitching you up because I saw the name of that parkrun and I read it as Tobeshane. Tobeshane? It could be. And that to me, so in my little head, that sounded like the surname of possibly a cricketer. Okay. Am I correct? Is there a Tobeshane or Tobeshane surname?

Simon Mackley: It might be. I don't know. I haven't been going to the Big Bash like you.

Melissa Ellis: Oh, yes, see, I know it. I know it. Anyway, next we heard from Ryan Stoddart, who also was in New South Wales, and he said, spent the last few weeks touristing northern New South Wales to complete the Dizzy Heights Challenge. Ran at the three highest altitude events in Australia, Australian Standing Stones, Armidale and Walcha parkrun, had a good laugh at Walcha parkrun when a parkrunner arrived to parkrun on his tractor. Not something you see every day. And there was a photo of the pic of the Dizzy Heights Challenge screenshot, coffee and a Highland Coup, and Ryan with a selfie frame and the tractor dude.

Simon Mackley: Yeah, that was quite funny to see the tractor.

Melissa Ellis: And I have an apology, Simon. I've got to make an apology. Apparently I am incorrect in thinking that Panania is in Queensland.

Simon Mackley: You certainly are.

Rachel: Apparently it's moved.

Simon Mackley: Apparently it's always been there. Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. And it is actually, it has the best name of a park. The park that it actually starts with, it starts in, is called Field of Dreams Park. So could you imagine if park were a naming convention before Panania started? It would have been called Field of Dreams parkrun. I reckon they should change it.

Melissa Ellis: Anyway, I apologise. Got it wrong. I'll admit when I'm wrong. It's okay.

the Obi Award — Phil Corker

Melissa Ellis: But, Simon, you've got an Obi. Oh, oh, oh, oh. Okay, hang on.

Rachel: Let me get the camera.

Melissa Ellis: I forgot. Oh, that reminds me. I didn't post last week's photo. Let me move my big boom. Okay, and the Obi goes to...

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Simon Mackley: It was Phil Corker.

Melissa Ellis: And he didn't actually send in, but it's okay because we don't have rules about things like that. So well done, Calum.

Simon Mackley: You got Phil and Obi. He definitely did.

Emails

Simon Mackley: So we had some emails. Well, we had an email. You've got mail. We had an email from Tracey Wood. So she said, hi team, ever since Abby was an inclusion at the end of each episode, I've been dutifully playing till the very end in the hope that I would hear her again. This morning I got a delightful surprise to hear Mel's infectious giggles at the segment bloopers from this week's pod instead. I was laughing along with her at the attempt to remember which episode number it was. Please continue this. Thanks so much, Tracey. Sometimes in a tutu.

Melissa Ellis: I wonder how many people actually heard that, my attempts at getting that said last week.

Simon Mackley: Did you listen to the end, Simon? I listened to the end, but I've got to say I did see someone post that there was something at the end. So I always listen to the end. Spoilers! Spoilers, exactly. I don't know who posted it, but yeah, I was like, what's at the end? Yeah.

Melissa Ellis: I've got to say, like I did enjoy having the spoilers at the end in the past, but there was a lot of pressure to come up with something every week in that place, which is why we stopped it. It was actually sort of at the end of the year and we came back from Christmas and we just didn't do it anymore. And that's why it just became an extra pressure in the week that I didn't need to come up with an idea of a special feature. But then last week when I had the giggles and I had struggled with my attempts to introduce the pod, I decided that that could be an outtake.

Simon Mackley: It's got to be spontaneous. It shouldn't really be canned, should it? No.

Club Corner

Melissa Ellis: Anyway, we didn't say who's introducing Rachel, so I shall do that now. And here she is with Club Corner.

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Rachel: This is Rachel with Club Corner, where we talk about the what and why of parkrun clubs, and I am coming to you from Arrernte Country. Today we are restricted, not in time or speech, rather, what is a restricted parkrun. Some communities who have access to parkrun are segregated from general society, and in the case of parkrun, this is either a custodial or military facility. In either case, there is no attendance at these events without being an existing member of that community, or being, vouched for, by a member of that community. And vouching is not something that's open to anyone that asks. So please don't just ping off and start asking restricted events if you can pop along on a Saturday, parkrun has reported about the success with the lives of people in these segregated communities by having a part of, quote, normal life, end quote, in their world. For example, prisoners can participate in parkrun and do similar experiences. Albeit without the adventuring, I won't dive into the esoterica around course design with restricted space or ensuring privacy of participant names when parkrun has public data on their websites. Australia has at least seven restricted events on the books, but have had a further eight open at different times for different lengths of time. Worldwide there are nearly 50 custodial events active at time of recording. The longest running custodial event in Australia has had over 150 parkruns, and in the UK there is an event with over 250 parkruns as a time of recording. And remember, in parkrun life, all non-milestone clubs are unofficial and unsupported by parkrun, so stay tuned for our future Club Corners.

Simon Mackley: And thanks to Rachel for that insight into our custodial or military events. I'm sure a lot of people didn't know that those things actually existed, apart from Puckapunyal, of course, that we've heard a few times on the pod. So yes, that was good to hear from Rachel.

Consolidated Club Report

Melissa Ellis: But Simon, the adventurers Consolidated Club report for Saturday, the 17th of February, 2024 of a total of 558 members, 422 took part on this date in six countries across 202 locations. In the UK, there are adventurers at 31 events. There were four in South Africa, two in the USA and one in the Netherlands. Locally, we had adventurers at 45 events in the greatest state, 43 events in New South Wales, 30 events. Stop it. 30 events in Kingsland, 13 events on the West Side, 11 in South Australia, 9 in Tassie, 6 on the North Island, 5 in the ACT, 2 on the South Island and none in the Northern Tree. But what was exciting this week, Simon, is the UK came third, the third largest group. Amazing. Pipping Kingsland by one.

Simon Mackley: I see that. I'm guessing there must be a lot of Kingslanders in other states. Yes. And actually I know that there will be because the greatest state had Taylor Swift on the weekend. Yeah. And a lot of King's Landers were in Melbourne. Because where did she come? She came to the best place. So where's she going on holidays once she's finished this tour? King's Land.

Melissa Ellis: I don't know. But how good is the growth in the UK? Pretty soon. Oh, hang on a minute. What if they get the biggest – that won't be cool – But we won't mind.

Simon Mackley: Of course not. We might just get cheeky. Their population is a lot larger than ours.

Melissa Ellis: Oh, yeah, that's true. Oh, well, anyway, it's exciting to see the growth.

the Frond

Melissa Ellis: Now, Simon, the international frond.

Simon Mackley: I would love to talk about the international frond, which was at Clarence in the UK. So we had four, which was, as we mentioned before, Phil Corker, Pippa White, Christine Imbert and Calum Burrell. So I'm guessing that Lindsay Burrell is not... in our list. She volunteered, so she doesn't appear. Of course she did. I take that back. So Calum Burrell said Lindsay was squealing with joy as she pulled up to Clarence parkrun when she found out that fellow adventurers Christine Imbert and Pippa White had decided to join us with Phil Corker to make a mini frond into a fully formed frond, completely surprising us all with their appearance there. What a kind and wonderful thing to do. I also got to do a perfectly synchronized zoomie with new parkrun friend Doris. And there was a photo shared by Lindsay, that showed the evidence of the Zumi. Excellent.

Melissa Ellis: So the Smiths got pipped this week. Well, they did. Will they come back stronger next week? Tune in to find out. But in Australia, the largest Frond was at Shellharbour. But in Moree, there was... a Frond of eight, which was Brett and Kathy Crispin, Amy Miller, John Pointon, Jan Yates, Sherry Brandtman, Debbie Ho and Joanne Lowe. And Kathy Crispin did pop into Dazza's and this is what she said. We had a great time touristing at Moree watching Jan Yates tick off her Cowell, travelled with Sherry Brandtman, Abby, Joanne Lowe, newly signed up Brett Crispin, finally got him on board, and Debbie and John. Travelling up from Sydney on Friday from Central on the train was an all-new parkrun adventurers experience. We had a lovely time with the super lovely Moree parkrun locals and a lovely parkrun faff at breakfast talking all things including Highland Coos. Not entirely sure what my RAK, random act of kindness, was today. Maybe joining this lovely crew to have a great frond touristing. Thanks for the free parkrun this week, Dazza, and the virtual treat was delicious. And the photo showed the group all wearing Black Milestone shirts with the Moree selfie frame.

Simon Mackley: Excellent. Sounds like quite the adventure.

Melissa Ellis: Yes, and I should say there was actually 10 adventurers at Shellharbour. But yeah, Maureen, Maureen, Maureen had eight.

Simon Mackley: Which is pretty good for a tiny little town in northern New South Wales. Maybe it's not so tiny. Mel, we had no launches this week. I know. Nowhere around the world. So quiet. We have a Zed two weeks ago and then we have none.

Melissa Ellis: None. Jeez.

Simon Mackley: Maybe they're saving them up for next week, Simon. Maybe they are. So we had one adventurer PB this week, and that was the famous Jack Corkill, who is A3813386. He ran a PB at Goulburn in 17 minutes and 57 seconds.

Melissa Ellis: Why is he famous?

Simon Mackley: Well, because he's been on the pod. Like his name, him and Claire, their name.

Melissa Ellis: Yes, our corkles. We miss our corkles. Haven't seen them for a while. Are they coming to Palm? Don't know. Okay. Anyway, Adventure Milestones. We had Sheridan Davis, A6280560, and they ran their 50th milestone, and I didn't look up where it was. Bugger. Sorry, Sheridan.

Simon Mackley: I'm sure she will forgive you for that. So just remember, Adventurers, if you would like us to track your achievements, you could add the Adventurers Club as one of your five affiliated clubs in your parkrun profile. You can also check out www.theinformant.me for all of the stats.

Melissa Ellis: That is correct. Now, looking forward, Simon, we don't have anything written down. You were mentioning something about queues. Are you going into a discussion about that?

Simon Mackley: Oh, I'm trying to – I think this will be the fourth time I've tried to get to Queen Elizabeth Casino. Each time I have been thwarted. So I'm trying to get there in two weeks' time. And if not, it'll be in three weeks' time. Well, that's something to look forward to. It is indeed.

Melissa Ellis: Now, I've just looked up Sheridan Davis. She ran at North Lakes parkrun. I do not know where that is.

Simon Mackley: I can tell you that is on the north side of Brisbane.

Melissa Ellis: Ah, Kingsland.

Simon Mackley: Yes, I was there a couple of weeks ago.

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Simon Mackley: There you go.

Melissa Ellis: And there was four adventurers there as well, Sam Ilsley, Warren Williams and Janice Whittle. So shout out to those adventurers. There you go. Where are you going next parkrun day, Mel? Funny story. I had to actually check in and ask Sarah from the West Side where I was going to be next week because I didn't actually know. And that is because I'm heading west to South Australia to be with Sarah Jefferson and we're doing Reynella East, she reliably informs me.

Simon Mackley: Is that in Adelaide or is it out of Adelaide?

Melissa Ellis: It's in the Adelaide vicinity somewhere, one of those sort of… Adelaide adjacent?

Simon Mackley: Yeah, correct.

Melissa Ellis: Okay. And it's possibly a Wilson number for both of us. Oh, okay. Okay. Sarah does her research. Of course she does. And a teacher. She is the best planner. She is the best planner. I'm very excited. I'm very excited to be going. And I'm staying two nights. Usually I only go – well, I shouldn't say usually. Quite often I will only travel overnight. Yep. But this is a two-night stay and off to Thornton Juniors as well. Fantastic.

Simon Mackley: Mm-hmm. Well, that's going to be good. Are you meeting up with other adventurers at Thornton Juniors?

Melissa Ellis: I do not know. Okay.

Simon Mackley: Okay.

Melissa Ellis: I'll let you know. But what about you, Simon? Have you got a plan, A, B or C?

Simon Mackley: I do have a plan of A, B and C. So... I don't know which of them I'm going to get to because it will be weather dependent. Saturday is looking rainy again. So, yeah, it looks like we've got a rainy week in Brisbane again. So I am going to either go to Greenbank, Kedron, or I may slip down to the Gold Coast and do Paradise Point, which is my NENDY.

Melissa Ellis: Oh, nice work. Hey, I've just noticed you're wearing some old school parkrun T-shirt. I am.

Simon Mackley: Shout out to Mr. Mark Brocklehurst, who sent this across with one of our good friends, who, yeah, so he sent this over. What, recently? Probably a year and a half ago. Wow.

Melissa Ellis: And describe what it is, please.

Simon Mackley: It is one of the Adidas 50 shirts. So it's actually one of the UK Adidas 50 shirts. So I think it's a much nicer red than the Tribe Sport one that I originally had. But, yeah, it's in very, very good condition. So I'm very appreciative to Brockers for sending that over.

Melissa Ellis: And it's got the Adidas white stripes on the sleeves. It does. The parkrun logo. Does it have a 50 on the back? It does. Turn around. It does have a 50 on the back.

Simon Mackley: Oh, yes. Yep, yep. And then parkrun.com up here.

Melissa Ellis: Mm-hmm. Yes. This is great for an audio medium. I know. Awesome for a podcast.

Unidentified speaker: Oh.

Melissa Ellis: But that filled a couple of minutes. So good work. And thank you for showing that off. No problem. All righty. As always, you can contact us via parkrun adventurers on Facebook or our email, which is parkrunadventurers at gmail.com. Thanks for joining me again this week, Simon. See you in a month. That's it for another week and we'll see you all next week for more adventures.

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Sarah Jefferson: Hey Mel, it's Sarah from the West Side. Remember, we're checking out Stebonheath parkrun this weekend, not Reynella East. That will have to be for another time. So we're ticking off event 244 because it's a Wilson number for both of us. Hope to see you there. Hopefully you don't go to the wrong parkrun.